w00tonomy director relentlessly delivers nauseating self promotion
Stewart Kirkpatrick, our Content Marketing Director, has induced a bout of vomiting at w00tonomy with this self-serving communique:
“I have been elected to the New Media Industry Council of the National Union of Journalists (in a jobshare with Euan Williamson of Imagineering). Like nearly every large body, the NUJ has struggled with what the web means for today and tomorrow. I am delighted to have this opportunity to help guide its thinking.”
Stewart will also be speaking at the Sunday Herald’s Shaping Scotland’s Digital Future event – at 9am on 24 April at The Teacher Building, St Enoch Square, Glasgow – where he will be tarred and feathered by the rest of w00tonomy if he comes out with anything similar in tone to the above statement.
I am not sure if you gentlemen realise it, but that image says “Smoke Cigarettes” in Russian. And yes, I do speak the language, I didnae just Google it.
Are you sure that it is legal to encouraging such behaviour, even in a foreign tongue? Shurely the Cooncil and other august bodies have outlawed such dangerous glamourisation of inhaling carcinogens, and if… (Continued p.94)
Curse your mad Cyrillic skillz for you have uncovered our guerrilla marketing for the Glorious People’s Revolutionary Carcinogen Marketing Commissariat (Karmocom). Unfortunately, this will now invoke the curiously harsh penalty clause in the contract. But, worry not, we will be vlogging the resulting show trial until we are justly punished for our “counter-revolutionary sabotage in the service of the Oncological-Deviationist Tendency”.